All-Day Stabilizing Trampoline

One day, the dude who invented the trampoline realized something. That shiz is wobbly. So he added some stabilizing poles to the foundation, and included a bunch of saftey features to the top half of the tramp. Basically, you can jump yourself silly all day without getting tired legs or flying off into oblivion. (Parents, how stoked are you right now?) Also included is a UV resistant cover to extend the life of your trampoline, or as we like to call it, the magic circle of jumping joy. Comes with a Lifetime Guarantee.